it's all too serious...

glimpsing away from the navel for a second...came across these. cute funny.

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, and then leaves.
Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.
Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
Treeware: Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material.
Alpha Geek: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's the Alpha Geek around here.
Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of attacking an electronic device to get it to work again.

Thinking about a bit of percussive maintenance on my always too slow internet dongle...